The smell of new money

Today, I was mailing packages in the Haymarket Post Office and I have to describe the woman that came in. She was a little Asian lady. Hard to really tell which ethnicity due to her unnatural tan, botoxed face that was frozen with a look of surprise on it and her huge lips. She had streaky highlights that were held at bay by her porn star shades on her head, unfortunately because it allowed the world to see that face. She was driving a gold Lexus SC convertible with a "I love Haymarket" sticker on it. I am sadden readers to say that I did not have the stealth to get picture of her inside the PO but I did take one once I got in my car.
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