Voice Mail Hell

So, Its not even 11:00 AM and I have fucked up twice with the voicemail. Its not hard to transfer people to voicemail, when you have a 12 line phone. i have a 24 line phone, which means when i am hitting the 24 button, it is not the 12 button, which is Vmail. So needless to say, after three failed attempts i asked for help. And right after that I went and found a spare phone with only 12 lines. Then, the phone rang. Nothing new there. I went to pick it up and the cord connecting the ear/mouth part fell out. And then I couldn't get it back into the hole. (Giggle if you must.) It was very funny/horrible. Here I am, not being able to talk to the person I just picked up, because the bloody phone is all fucked and I can't get it in to work and I am laughing because it is so comical. Shit like this doesn't happen in real life, does it? Why yes it absolutely does. And i asked my boss when he came in if he got the message. And he told me no. The elusive voicemail transfer will be conquered by the end of the day.